The Hart Chicks Present…

We’ve made it, dear hearts. This is the finale, and we basically forgot it’s a glorified clip show! In between things we’ve seen 17 times, we get bits of delights, like Chris Spider-Man Hands, Jamie being bad at something, and a montage of prom dresses on 20-something ladies. We laugh, we cry, we already know …

It’s the hashtag penultimate episode, and we get introspective and tangenty about it (we know you’re surprised). As we head toward the finish line, we get all the Love Island faves– the secret missions, the family visits, and the final dates. We take one more quick trip to Montanastan while planning an IRL vacation to …

We’re closing in on the end of villa camp, and we’re happy, sad, and confused about it. There’s a double dumping, there’s screaming children, and the villa brings their special kind of drama. Plus, we finally make the Real World Boston connection you’ve been waiting for. Rock down to Jamie Avenue and get deep with …

Make sure you stay hydrated this week, because everyone in the villa is getting a workout if you know what I mean and I THINK YOU DO. Plus, Mike continues to be hotter than before but not hotter than Jamie (who’s good at EVERYTHING). Theo forgets that when you stir the pot then you gotta …

This episode is the surprise sandcastle you didn’t know you needed OR wanted, but we got it just for you, dear hearts. We get Camilla’s birthday party with belly ring, avo toast, and THE LIFT; we get the crossover episode that all Hart of Dixie Chicks fans have been clamoring for; and we bid farewell …

It’s another dysfunctional week in our villa, and against our better judgement, we’re here for it. The Great 2017 Experiment is getting our islanders, which seems perfect for new Islander Theo to stir the pot. Other new Islander Jamie is the CK-One in our hearts, but he’s all in for Camilla (#campers). Plus, Chris & …

How do you own disorder? You know that means we’re diving into the toxicity of our villa, of our villa. We get the aftermath of Casa Amor which doesn’t matter because they all leave anyway, we get a poll dance, and we both feel very, very old. Plus, we get the most honest & compelling …

We are full-on Casa Amor, and already the new islanders are causing drama. Well, the ones whose names we can remember, anyway. There are sexy challenges, bandanas, fed ponies, and a shocking exit. Just kidding, it’s the title of the episode. Plus, we find out that Tool could make a great slow Love Island cover. …

It finally happened, dear hearts! The door has opened to the very first Casa Amor, and we are JAZZED about it. More than the lads on tour? Never. However, before they go, Wolfman’s got no brains, there’s more toxicity in our city, and Jonny 5 is ALIVE. Have some spag bol and garlickio with us …

This week, it’s games on games on games. We get the Ministry of Sand, who built a dance party of castles out of glitter. We get Wolfman figuring out if HE was played. We get 2 new islanders, and they have new games to play. Thankfully, it’s super dysfunctional here, so they’ll fit right in. …

It’s another week in the villa, so our heads are full of questions. Do Chris & Liv deserve each other? Will Jessica stop whispering? How bad is your Jonny coaster whiplash? Was Mike’s haircut fresh or SUPER fresh? Do you love Jason Staythumb too? Relax on the double lilo with us in the infinity pool, …

We hope you have your passport ready, because we are taking a trip to Tangent Town this week. There’s the Jonny Coaster which goes off the rails in the Tunnel Of Equality, there’s girl talk about girl talk, and we meet Mike, all leading up to the kick-off of the century. Fall into our dicksand, …

It’s a new week in the past, and we’re a bit aggy about it in every tense. The good news? We found some answers to many of our questions with The 17 Rules of Love Island AND Wolfman still has nards. There’s a kissing contest, a rock in an avocado, and egotistic polar bears, all …

We’re still in week 1, dear islanders, but the drama is already on high alert. We have two new boys, and while neither of them are James Harden, they both help to stir the pot. We also go all in on Lilos, Tyne Daly, and Pillowgate 2017, and we have our first dumping of the …

We’re back, dear hearts! We’ve hopped a plane from Bluebell to spend our summer in a Spanish villa in the past as we break down the first 2 episodes of Love Island UK series 3. If you love a deep dive break down about Britishisms, the love child of Jim Gaffigan & Macklemore, beating around …

Join Jaleh and Jessica as they spend their summer discussing the highs and lows of Love Island UK Series 3.