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We are full-on Casa Amor, and already the new islanders are causing drama. Well, the ones whose names we can remember, anyway. There are sexy challenges, bandanas, fed ponies, and a shocking exit. Just kidding, it’s the title of the episode. Plus, we find out that Tool could make a great slow Love Island cover. …

It finally happened, dear hearts! The door has opened to the very first Casa Amor, and we are JAZZED about it. More than the lads on tour? Never. However, before they go, Wolfman’s got no brains, there’s more toxicity in our city, and Jonny 5 is ALIVE. Have some spag bol and garlickio with us …

This week, it’s games on games on games. We get the Ministry of Sand, who built a dance party of castles out of glitter. We get Wolfman figuring out if HE was played. We get 2 new islanders, and they have new games to play. Thankfully, it’s super dysfunctional here, so they’ll fit right in. …

It’s another week in the villa, so our heads are full of questions. Do Chris & Liv deserve each other? Will Jessica stop whispering? How bad is your Jonny coaster whiplash? Was Mike’s haircut fresh or SUPER fresh? Do you love Jason Staythumb too? Relax on the double lilo with us in the infinity pool, …

We hope you have your passport ready, because we are taking a trip to Tangent Town this week. There’s the Jonny Coaster which goes off the rails in the Tunnel Of Equality, there’s girl talk about girl talk, and we meet Mike, all leading up to the kick-off of the century. Fall into our dicksand, …

It’s a new week in the past, and we’re a bit aggy about it in every tense. The good news? We found some answers to many of our questions with The 17 Rules of Love Island AND Wolfman still has nards. There’s a kissing contest, a rock in an avocado, and egotistic polar bears, all …

We’re still in week 1, dear islanders, but the drama is already on high alert. We have two new boys, and while neither of them are James Harden, they both help to stir the pot. We also go all in on Lilos, Tyne Daly, and Pillowgate 2017, and we have our first dumping of the …

We’re back, dear hearts! We’ve hopped a plane from Bluebell to spend our summer in a Spanish villa in the past as we break down the first 2 episodes of Love Island UK series 3. If you love a deep dive break down about Britishisms, the love child of Jim Gaffigan & Macklemore, beating around …

Join Jaleh and Jessica as they spend their summer discussing the highs and lows of Love Island UK Series 3.