Hart of Dixie Chicks

Jaleh and Jessica host a podcast. WHOOPADEEDOO! It’s a quote-fest on this week’s episode, because we’re talking about The Wedding Singer, and it’s impossible not to quote along. We get intellectual about millennial 80s nostalgia before we devolve completely in classic Hart Chicks style. Now take off that Van Halen t-shirt, dear hearts, before you …

It’s time to cliff-dive into our next couplet: rom-coms with male leads, starting with Forgetting Sarah Marshall, a modern classic full of one-liners and Jason Segel’s work of art. We mean the Dracula Musical, of course. Plus, we are pleased as punch to welcome Honorary Hart Chick Vince of The Future Break-Up (@futurebreakup), a guest …

The Mayors of Tangent Town have returned to discuss the magical realism of the modern fairy-tale, Penelope. We really get into this flick, as well as Rage Against the Machine, IMDB, and the plot of Atonement told badly. Plus, James McAvoy — need we say more? Don your best scarf & coat combo and hop …

Get your tokens, dear hearts, because we’re taking the El straight to Chicago for the April Christmas classic, While You Were Sleeping. Eliza Jo is back too, so you know we have lots of opinions about everything: Spaceballs, string cheese, and the dramaturgical impact of voiceover. No, seriously we do. Flip your coat to the …

CK Dexter Haven, it’s another classic! Change out of that space-aged dressing gown and swan dive into The Philadelphia Story with us. We talk toxic men, Dateline, drunk acting, and all things yar. We also talk about the actual heroine, which is Dinah and we won’t be taking any questions on the matter. Plus, who …

We’re taking it all the way back to the OG rom-com this week, and we’re pleased as punch to talk about what happened one night that was actually like four nights. Hear all about our film critic school past, our Spaceballs tangents, and our whole opinions about Pre-Code Hollywood (spoiler alert: you probably already know). …

We’re back, dear hearts, and we’re ready to dive into our first season: Rom-Coms. We had to kick it off with a shoutout to our Bluebell roots with Sweet Home Alabama. We got hot takes on the fashion of 2002, the effects of lightning on sand, and how there is no such thing as a …

We’re back, dear hearts! Jaleh and Jess have a season of romantic comedy films coming your way. Go watch Sweet Home Alabama and download our episode this Friday! Subscribe at: https://lead.deals/podcasts/thehartchickspresent

Jaleh and Jess have a new podcast! Subscribe on the podcatcher of your choice to The Hart Chicks Present…You’re A Bit of Me. Watch episodes 1 and 2 of Love Island UK Series 3 to follow along next week. Hope you will join us, dear hearts.

We’re back on our BS, dear hearts, but this time, we’re in a much lusher locale. The two of us have fallen hard for Love Island UK, so we decided to pull each other for a chat about the drama of Series 5. Put on your grafting boots and make yourself a cheese toastie— we’re going to the villa!

It’s our regularly scheduled closing time at Hart of Dixie Chicks, so finish your whiskeys and beers. We decided to give our dear hearts a super sized episode for the last one, mostly because we couldn’t shut up about Zoe Hart, Wade Kinsella, and all our favorite Bluebellians. Plus, we have some entries in the mailbag as well as guest appearances from our podfathers The OC Men, the BS Twins, and a sweet message from Eliza Jo. Stay to the end to hear all about what we have planned after a (brief) pod-hiatus. We love you most, dear hearts!

We’re wrapping up season four. Jess and Jaleh chat about their favorite episodes and their favorite call backs. We make up possible Bluebell love triangles. Plus, we deal in some Wade-isms. We also dig into the mailbag and hear from our dear hearts. Join us as we break down the whole season from top to bottom.

It’s the finale, and we devolve from top to bottom. Because we had the time of our lives. No, we’ve never felt this way before. Yes, we swear. It’s the truth. And we owe it all to you, dear hearts. Long live the hart!

It’s happening, dear hearts. It’s the penultimate episode. We are Apocalypse Adjacent, and Bluebell as we know it will never be the same. At least, that’s what Cyrus Lavon-ius Jeremiah Jones is telling us (that’s CLJ Squared, fyi). Also, Zoe and Wade talk about love and marriage and their top five rants, while George gets an offer that AB won’t let him refuse. It’s the final countdown, and we feel some kind of way about it.

It’s Brick’s birthday, and he’s either Molly Ringwald or Lil Sebastian– we can’t tell. We do know that he LOVES Meatball, and dear hearts, so do we. This week, we also love Lemon’s coffee carting, Clora not being the worst, and WADE WITH A BEBO. Gird your loins. Plus, in a moment of Lead Deals synergy, we have Jon Timmons on for one last guest appearance. If you were here, you would believe us.

Bluebell is having Big Feelings this week, and we are right there with them. We have deep chats on parents, loss, and forgiveness, and we know we’re biased, but it’s really good. Jaime King is also bringing the A-est of games, and we can’t applaud her enough. Plus, on a lighter note, George and AB’s first date is a little fishy, but we have good feelings about it. Pick up the pieces with us, dear hearts.

It’s our Annual Bluebell Sparkle Christmas Holiday Magic Elf Solstice Jamboree 2: Electric Bugaloo, and you’re all still invited! Join Holly Jaleh Christmas and Jes-mukkah BS as we perform a 12 Days of Bluebell Christmas for the ages, Secret Santa a townie or two, and recast our favorite holiday movies & TV episodes. Happy holidays, dear hearts!

Were-raccoons, butt yanks, and ambrosia– oh my! Only Hart of Dixie could bring this amount of chaos so close to the end and still deliver the goods. We get extra silly with Honorary Hart Chick Jamie Clark Yeah, while also digging deep into the problematic dirt pile of gender norms surrounding babies. You can be anything that you want to be, dear hearts, whether you hide your hair in a hat or not.

Hello People of Bluebell! Jessica & Jaleh met via their love of podcasts, and one of their shared favorites is How Did This Get Made?, a comedy podcast with Paul Scheer, June Diane Raphael, and Jaleh’s celebrity list of one Jason Mantzoukas. When Jess went to see a live taping of HDTGM, she sang a Second Opinions song that was featured in the episode! We got a minisode here with all the sordid deets here (including JASON AND A BEBO), and listen for yourself on HDTGM around the 1:07:42 mark. It’s bonkers.

Sorry not sorry for making you hungry this week, but blame the Pritchett Sisters for their Bar-B-Que burritos. Wade and Zoe are making plans for the future, much to Lavon’s dismay, while Lemon is making matches and finding finds and catching catches. Plus, there are fart jokes, were-raccoons, and more South Hollow talk. It’s what you’ve come to expect, dear hearts, and we’re happy to deliver.