Hart of Dixie Chicks

We’re back on our BS, dear hearts, but this time, we’re in a much lusher locale. The two of us have fallen hard for Love Island UK, so we decided to pull each other for a chat about the drama of Series 5. Put on your grafting boots and make yourself a cheese toastie— we’re going to the villa!

It’s our regularly scheduled closing time at Hart of Dixie Chicks, so finish your whiskeys and beers. We decided to give our dear hearts a super sized episode for the last one, mostly because we couldn’t shut up about Zoe Hart, Wade Kinsella, and all our favorite Bluebellians. Plus, we have some entries in the mailbag as well as guest appearances from our podfathers The OC Men, the BS Twins, and a sweet message from Eliza Jo. Stay to the end to hear all about what we have planned after a (brief) pod-hiatus. We love you most, dear hearts!

We’re wrapping up season four. Jess and Jaleh chat about their favorite episodes and their favorite call backs. We make up possible Bluebell love triangles. Plus, we deal in some Wade-isms. We also dig into the mailbag and hear from our dear hearts. Join us as we break down the whole season from top to bottom.

It’s the finale, and we devolve from top to bottom. Because we had the time of our lives. No, we’ve never felt this way before. Yes, we swear. It’s the truth. And we owe it all to you, dear hearts. Long live the hart!

It’s happening, dear hearts. It’s the penultimate episode. We are Apocalypse Adjacent, and Bluebell as we know it will never be the same. At least, that’s what Cyrus Lavon-ius Jeremiah Jones is telling us (that’s CLJ Squared, fyi). Also, Zoe and Wade talk about love and marriage and their top five rants, while George gets an offer that AB won’t let him refuse. It’s the final countdown, and we feel some kind of way about it.

It’s Brick’s birthday, and he’s either Molly Ringwald or Lil Sebastian– we can’t tell. We do know that he LOVES Meatball, and dear hearts, so do we. This week, we also love Lemon’s coffee carting, Clora not being the worst, and WADE WITH A BEBO. Gird your loins. Plus, in a moment of Lead Deals synergy, we have Jon Timmons on for one last guest appearance. If you were here, you would believe us.

Bluebell is having Big Feelings this week, and we are right there with them. We have deep chats on parents, loss, and forgiveness, and we know we’re biased, but it’s really good. Jaime King is also bringing the A-est of games, and we can’t applaud her enough. Plus, on a lighter note, George and AB’s first date is a little fishy, but we have good feelings about it. Pick up the pieces with us, dear hearts.

It’s our Annual Bluebell Sparkle Christmas Holiday Magic Elf Solstice Jamboree 2: Electric Bugaloo, and you’re all still invited! Join Holly Jaleh Christmas and Jes-mukkah BS as we perform a 12 Days of Bluebell Christmas for the ages, Secret Santa a townie or two, and recast our favorite holiday movies & TV episodes. Happy holidays, dear hearts!

Were-raccoons, butt yanks, and ambrosia– oh my! Only Hart of Dixie could bring this amount of chaos so close to the end and still deliver the goods. We get extra silly with Honorary Hart Chick Jamie Clark Yeah, while also digging deep into the problematic dirt pile of gender norms surrounding babies. You can be anything that you want to be, dear hearts, whether you hide your hair in a hat or not.

Hello People of Bluebell! Jessica & Jaleh met via their love of podcasts, and one of their shared favorites is How Did This Get Made?, a comedy podcast with Paul Scheer, June Diane Raphael, and Jaleh’s celebrity list of one Jason Mantzoukas. When Jess went to see a live taping of HDTGM, she sang a Second Opinions song that was featured in the episode! We got a minisode here with all the sordid deets here (including JASON AND A BEBO), and listen for yourself on HDTGM around the 1:07:42 mark. It’s bonkers.

Sorry not sorry for making you hungry this week, but blame the Pritchett Sisters for their Bar-B-Que burritos. Wade and Zoe are making plans for the future, much to Lavon’s dismay, while Lemon is making matches and finding finds and catching catches. Plus, there are fart jokes, were-raccoons, and more South Hollow talk. It’s what you’ve come to expect, dear hearts, and we’re happy to deliver.

Come on, dear hearts, why don’t we solve some crimes… and all that jazz? This week in Bluebell, someone allegedly targets Shelby during the town talent show, and everyone’s guilty! Except for a nakie Wade and Zoe. This week in Podbell, we make timely jokes about lettuce, the unbearable beauty of Ben Wade-att, and more deep cuts than you can shake your goat at. We can’t undo it– we were born this way.

Happy Day After American Thanksgiving, dear hearts! Whether you’re out shopping for the best deals or ignoring your family for a while, we’re thankful for you. We’re also thankful for possibly the sexiest Wade yet, the very good bagels, and the best bridge in R&B. We also get into the Longbourn of it all when Dash brings Jane Austen to Bluebell. Swoon! Swallow your pride and give us a listen, dear hearts. We’re down on bended knee.

Where does the pollen go? Wade knows! But he does NOT know that Zoe’s eggo is preggo with his babo! Plus, we break down Grease 2 for a scandalized Cool Rider/Honorary Hart Chick Russell, AB shows her Jessica side with Truth Whisperers and cheese, and Jaleh shares one of her favorite moments of the entire series. We got your pistol right here, dear hearts.

We are in the home stretch dirt pile, dear hearts, and we have lots of feelings about that. We also have lots of feelings about Season 4, which is to say, THINGS ARE HAPPENING. Does Bluebell get a fire department? Does Lemon pick a fella? Does Kablang mean boner? We dive into this week’s discussion like Zoe in the lake. Let’s get together with this game changer of an episode, yeah yeah yeah.

Welcome to the season 3 wrap up, dear hearts! We dig into the dirt pile of an excellent season, with our top three episodes, our best musical revelations, and a rousing game of FMK involving the Truitt Brothers that does NOT go where you think it will. Things have happened, and we can’t wait to see what’s next.

We’re taking our most dangerous shot this week, from the top of the dirt pile straight into the Hart of Dixie, just in time for the season 3 finale. There are twists, there are turns, there is talk about Cress Williams’ excellent face. We do our best to be residents of Relevant Town, which is easy to do with an episode chock-full of revelations. Take a second chance, dear hearts– we just can’t say goodbye.

Happy Daredevil Day! Er, I mean, happy new HODC episode day, of course! In between your many rewatches of Wade Kinsella as a bad agent turned worse, hang out with us and relive the days when he was just a guy trying to get his dad and ex out of a hole. Literally. Plus, Lady Pod Squader Amanda takes a break from her Picture Show A-Go-Go to help us tackle the many proposals that Bluebell has to offer. Get stuck with us, dear hearts.

Together again! We get punchy as we go through some Bluebell broships for the ages– Zorge, LemonWade, BrickShelbyTomWanda, and the Brothers Truitt. Plus, we got pee smells, a supercut of anyhoodles, and a list consisting only of Jason Mantzoukas. Five forks for you, dear hearts.

There’s nothing quite like having a guest on a peak silly hour in Bluebell, so we’re happy to welcome Honorary Hart Chick Jamie this week to connect the lovers, the dreamers, and Jamie. Since we basically live in Tangent Town now, get ready for Glee breakdowns, owl confusion, and a template for Jaleh’s best rants. Plus, Wade is in the rain, dear hearts. This is not a drill. Don a fez and hootie hoo with us.