Hart of Dixie Chicks

It’s trope talk this week on The Hart Chicks Present as we ask ourselves so many questions about 2005’s The Baxter. While this film is our type on paper, it better get its grafting boots on. However, we’d go geode hunting in Malta with Justin Theroux and Jack Mechanic any day. We’re Doug and you’re …

We get deep into our feelings this week in part two of our Kumail couplet, where we all catch The Big Sick, based on Kumail & Emily’s IRL relationship. Jaleh explains why it’s triggering, Jessica yammers on about Ray Romano, and Honorary Hart Chick Jamie publicly apologizes for not laughing at every single one of …

It’s the beginning of an accidental triplet, and we are super duper in love with 2020’s The Lovebirds. It’s a caper, it’s a romance, it’s a comedy, it’s Kumail and Issa giving us the goods from t to b. If you like quotes about Doug and Dad, ideas for Sex & the City podcasts, and …

Skiddly to your mailbox for those Netflix discs, because we’re taking it back to the mid-00s with a gem of a film. We’re talking Something New, but your beloved cohosts are the same as ever. We clamor for a remake with Ryan Atwood, we proclaim ourselves good teeth-ers, and we never walk alone because Donald …

In which we apologize for being bad hosts and hint at something to come. Things will happen, dear hearts.

Gas up the jet and book your first class sleeping room because we’re flying to Singapore in our minds. We watched Crazy Rich Asians, and we have all the hot takes like, “Awkwafina is hilarious” and “this amount of wealth is unfathomable!” Plus, we talk about The Crown and its gateway into internet rabbitholes, bridesmaids …

Jaleh and Jessica host a podcast. WHOOPADEEDOO! It’s a quote-fest on this week’s episode, because we’re talking about The Wedding Singer, and it’s impossible not to quote along. We get intellectual about millennial 80s nostalgia before we devolve completely in classic Hart Chicks style. Now take off that Van Halen t-shirt, dear hearts, before you …

It’s time to cliff-dive into our next couplet: rom-coms with male leads, starting with Forgetting Sarah Marshall, a modern classic full of one-liners and Jason Segel’s work of art. We mean the Dracula Musical, of course. Plus, we are pleased as punch to welcome Honorary Hart Chick Vince of The Future Break-Up (@futurebreakup), a guest …

The Mayors of Tangent Town have returned to discuss the magical realism of the modern fairy-tale, Penelope. We really get into this flick, as well as Rage Against the Machine, IMDB, and the plot of Atonement told badly. Plus, James McAvoy — need we say more? Don your best scarf & coat combo and hop …

Get your tokens, dear hearts, because we’re taking the El straight to Chicago for the April Christmas classic, While You Were Sleeping. Eliza Jo is back too, so you know we have lots of opinions about everything: Spaceballs, string cheese, and the dramaturgical impact of voiceover. No, seriously we do. Flip your coat to the …

CK Dexter Haven, it’s another classic! Change out of that space-aged dressing gown and swan dive into The Philadelphia Story with us. We talk toxic men, Dateline, drunk acting, and all things yar. We also talk about the actual heroine, which is Dinah and we won’t be taking any questions on the matter. Plus, who …

We’re taking it all the way back to the OG rom-com this week, and we’re pleased as punch to talk about what happened one night that was actually like four nights. Hear all about our film critic school past, our Spaceballs tangents, and our whole opinions about Pre-Code Hollywood (spoiler alert: you probably already know). …

We’re back, dear hearts, and we’re ready to dive into our first season: Rom-Coms. We had to kick it off with a shoutout to our Bluebell roots with Sweet Home Alabama. We got hot takes on the fashion of 2002, the effects of lightning on sand, and how there is no such thing as a …

We’re back, dear hearts! Jaleh and Jess have a season of romantic comedy films coming your way. Go watch Sweet Home Alabama and download our episode this Friday! Subscribe at: https://lead.deals/podcasts/thehartchickspresent

Jaleh and Jess have a new podcast! Subscribe on the podcatcher of your choice to The Hart Chicks Present…You’re A Bit of Me. Watch episodes 1 and 2 of Love Island UK Series 3 to follow along next week. Hope you will join us, dear hearts.

We’re back on our BS, dear hearts, but this time, we’re in a much lusher locale. The two of us have fallen hard for Love Island UK, so we decided to pull each other for a chat about the drama of Series 5. Put on your grafting boots and make yourself a cheese toastie— we’re going to the villa!

It’s our regularly scheduled closing time at Hart of Dixie Chicks, so finish your whiskeys and beers. We decided to give our dear hearts a super sized episode for the last one, mostly because we couldn’t shut up about Zoe Hart, Wade Kinsella, and all our favorite Bluebellians. Plus, we have some entries in the mailbag as well as guest appearances from our podfathers The OC Men, the BS Twins, and a sweet message from Eliza Jo. Stay to the end to hear all about what we have planned after a (brief) pod-hiatus. We love you most, dear hearts!

We’re wrapping up season four. Jess and Jaleh chat about their favorite episodes and their favorite call backs. We make up possible Bluebell love triangles. Plus, we deal in some Wade-isms. We also dig into the mailbag and hear from our dear hearts. Join us as we break down the whole season from top to bottom.

It’s the finale, and we devolve from top to bottom. Because we had the time of our lives. No, we’ve never felt this way before. Yes, we swear. It’s the truth. And we owe it all to you, dear hearts. Long live the hart!

It’s happening, dear hearts. It’s the penultimate episode. We are Apocalypse Adjacent, and Bluebell as we know it will never be the same. At least, that’s what Cyrus Lavon-ius Jeremiah Jones is telling us (that’s CLJ Squared, fyi). Also, Zoe and Wade talk about love and marriage and their top five rants, while George gets an offer that AB won’t let him refuse. It’s the final countdown, and we feel some kind of way about it.